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Bacon-wrapped Car

Baconmobile-the world's first bacon-wrapped car

04/5/11 10:17 PM

So what do you think? Should I wrap my car in bacon? -Jerry

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Effervescent Bacon Drink Tablets

12/11/10 4:31 PM

While I am in favour of most anything bacon-related, the ones that usually turn me off are those with simulated flavour. I give you, Effervescent Bacon Drink Tablets Contributed by @LanceTay, @Jaymes

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Bacon Wallet

12/10/10 8:23 AM

Package of bacon: $6. Bacon wallet: $12. Having people send you daily updates of bacon on the interwebs: priceless. ThinkGeek :: Bacon Wallet Thank you, @avanderwell for this find.

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Bacon neck=not cool

12/9/10 4:46 PM

Michael Jordan hasn’t yet come out publicly to say whether or not he eats bacon, but we know that he will never be caught wearing an undershirt with bacon neck. Thanks to Hanes and @REALTORNorthBay for this one.

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The TurBaconEpic

12/9/10 10:14 AM

This is the sort of thing that needn’t be reserved for Thanksgiving (Canadian or American). The TurBaconEpic: Credit to The Globe and Mail for posting it, and Reg Cheramy for sharing with me.

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Bacon Christmas Ornament

12/8/10 9:42 PM

Courtesy my friend Arthur Boutin, who will deliver your Christmas tree and put up your lights.

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Back off all the bacon, already

12/8/10 4:02 PM

Some people just have no idea. Don’t give me this ‘bacon is dead’ garbage, because it just isn’t true. Hoity-toities with their noses perpetually in the air will always try to deflate the collective balloon of joy of all those enjoying themselves carefreely and whatnot, but we mustn’t take their
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My Bacon Store

11/9/10 2:09 PM

It was time. I did it. You can now wear me. Check out my Zazzle Store here. You can even customize the shoes to put your own Twitter name on it. Or if, for some strange reason, you want mine on them, that’s cool, too. And, for bragging rights, I
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Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Board Game

11/4/10 11:08 PM

Thanks to Derek Burger for this one.

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Bacon scarf

11/4/10 1:10 PM

Thanks, Eri! Buy it here: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/miscellaneous/e64f/?cpg=tw

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Latest Beard Blog Post

I called you from 780-966-6537!

Jerry Aulenbach portrait

04/11/20 3:57 PM

Who called me from 780-966-6537? Hi there, it’s Jerry Aulenbach, a REALTOR with Royal LePage Noralta in Edmonton, Alberta. I made this page for anyone who, like me, searches unknown phone numbers before answering them. I receive a lot of spam phone calls, which drive me nuts, so I tend
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The Best Coronavirus/COVID-19 Memes On the Internet

The Best Coronavirus/COVID-19 Memes On the Internet

03/30/20 11:46 AM

COVID Craziness What a weird time in history. It is an uncomfortable time with much uncertainty. Rather than focus on the negative, I am choosing to be appreciative of the unexpected blessings and opportunities that isolation has brought me and my family. We have had some neat experiences exploring the city,
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Beards on Ice 2020: Taking care of Business!

Beards On Ice 2020 cover art with border

12/29/19 12:00 AM

Make a pledge now! Announcing Beards on Ice 2020! The 5th annual “Beards on Ice” skating tour is back for an epic season on the ice! For the year 2020, I’m “Taking Care of Business” and will be making 20 stops in communities across Canada while aiming to raise $20,000 for the
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